I was named after a Princess
Although she’s deadly in cars

I once watched a movie
The main character’s name was Lars

The doors to my closet are never certain
They’re always slightly ajar

I’m trés trés poor at mini golf
But last time I beat par

I do not have any deformities
But I do have six tiny scars

I do not like boys in tight pants
Nor when they say ‘Rawr’

Wise beyond my years, I am
Still, I cannot attend a bar

My parents are so proud of me
They tell me I’m a Czar

Sometimes they get mad at me
And threaten to send me pretty far… Soup's up!

FOLLOWING:

I was Bombed
amberislazy.
garfield minus garfield
e.x.e.x.i.s.t.e.n.t.i.a.l.
prettylegit
still upside down
Agent 3Z
Sabino
bitchville's thoughts of theory//big bang
FUCK YEAH SHARKS
LB TUMBLR
Delish Your Dish
dailycuteboy
The Daily Otter
MegaNom
That Girl
Televison Junkie
HOMETOWN
Howl
hisound
A Pocketful of Posies

the truth inside the lie
BAD CELLO
Scanwiches
Probably Cupcakes
DIRTYLITTLESTYLEWHORE.
More Better
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
aaaa
fuck yeah! wonderland!
Have a Beagle And Carry On
Bad Tattoos
Quack
"Don't tempt me, Frodo!"
Everything Harry Potter

LETS TALK SHIT!
omm nom nom.
Fuck Yeah Chicago!!
FUCK YEAH JAMES AND OLIVER
Oy Gevalt